May 2012
16 posts
“I’ve grown up so much since the time I shit on that girl”
– Guy buying beer next to me in Bellingham, WA
“I need to stop wearing slippers to the bar.”
– A real thought I just had. (Wore slippers anyway…YOLO)
“Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved...”
– Maurice Sendak (via nedhepburn)
One of my favorite stories. (via gregtron)
April 2012
12 posts
“I can never run for politics because there was once a video of me on youtube...”
– My best friend. For obvious reasons.
4 tags
“Anytime I work out everything smells like donuts afterwards! Are there donuts...”
– Overweight woman in my Walking for Wellness class. (Did NOT smell like donuts)
March 2012
25 posts
Sometimes
Sometimes I have the overwhelming desire to punch all of my roommates in the face. And then throw all of their dirty dishes at them while screaming “YOU ARE A HORRIBLE AND DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING”. I would like to finish this up by peeing directly onto their faces after I drop kick them to floor. And then possibly kick them a little while they’re down. And break their vacuum. And...
